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Politically Wrong: Hillary Loves To Lie

by Wednesday, August 3, 2016

****THIS IS A SATIRE****

Everyone knows that Hillary has a tough time answering questions truthfully. I’m not going to be the one that comes right out and says that she a liar…but…if the shoe fits. She has been caught countless times going back on things she has said in the past. Don’t even get me started on the whole email scandal.

Anyway, we thought that it would be interesting if we sat Hillary down and forced her to answer truthfully. You know? Ask her simple questions that are almost impossible to lie to and see what happens. I mean, if she can answer these questions truthfully then maybe there is hope for her yet. However, that is a big maybe.

So, we had our reporter Parker Wong hop on a plane and fly to D.C. to sit down with Hillary and ask her some “easy questions.”

WONG: Mrs. Clinton, thank you so much for allowing me to come meet with you.

CLINTON: Absolutely Parker, I always enjoy sitting down with a supporter.

WONG: ….yes….well…anyway, are you ready to answer some questions?

CLINTON: I might be.

[We just began and she already isn’t answering the question.]

WONG: Okay….what is your name?

CLINTON: Hillary.

WONG: No, I’m sorry. Let me rephrase the question. What is your full name?

CLINTON: Hillary Clinton.

WONG: Your full name Mrs. Clinton.

CLINTON: Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[I can already tell this is going to be a long interview]

WONG: Very good… I’ll try an easy question this time…What day is it today?

CLINTON: August 3rd.

WONG: No…not the date. The day.

CLINTON: The day before Thursday.

WONG: Mrs. Clinton. Please…just answer the question.

CLINTON: Fine….it’s Wednesday.

WONG: Thank you.

[This is like pulling teeth.]

CLINTON: You are very welcome.

WONG: Right. Moving on. What is your favorite color?

CLINTON: Oooh, this is a tough one. I like so many colors. I like black and gray…

WONG: Those are shades, not colors…

CLINTON: I like floral colors….hmm that is a tough one.

WONG: Okay, moving one. Last question Mrs. Clinton. Do you think you can answer one more?

CLINTON: I will try.

WONG: What did you have for lunch today?

CLINTON: I did not engage in relations with any lunch today….

WONG: Really? That’s your answer?

Well, it seems that we learned a valuable lesson from today’s interview. Hillary Clinton is either, extremely dull-witted or she cannot tell a truth. She is incapable of not telling a┬álie. I’ll be honest, I thought that interview was gonna go a different way.

There you have it America. Hillary Clinton the pathological liar is incapable of truth. It almost makes you lose faith in humanity that people are actually voting for her.

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